A life this full
shouldn’t end
with a blank page.
When someone dies, families still need an obituary — on deadline, while grieving, with no idea where to start. Last Rites writes it for you.
Three steps
01
Check out
One clear purchase. $149 flat rate. No subscriptions, no tiers, no upsells waiting on the other side.
02
Complete the intake
A short form — name, dates, a few memories, tone preference. Most families finish in under fifteen minutes.
03
Receive the package
Within 24 hours: a polished obituary, a short death notice, and a memorial announcement. Ready to submit anywhere.
What arrives
Four pieces.
All ready to publish.
Publication-ready obituary
Full long-form tribute ready for newspaper submission, funeral-home listings, or online memorial pages.
Short death notice
Compact version for SMS, church bulletins, social posts, or immediate family circulation.
Memorial announcement
Service details, donation language, and the exact words families usually scramble to write at the last minute.
One revision round
If anything needs adjusting — tone, facts, phrasing — we revise until it reads exactly right.
Why this works
The niche isn’t death content.
It’s deadline-driven writing.
The buyer doesn’t want a platform. They want the words done, quickly, with taste. That’s a small, clear decision in an already expensive and emotionally loaded process.
Our promise
“We help people say the last important things well.”
Speed without coldness. Technology without generic language. Dignity without cliché.
One offer
24-Hour
Obituary Concierge
A direct, honest purchase for families who need a complete obituary package fast — and don’t want to rely on generic templates at the worst possible moment.
- Publication-ready obituary
- Short death notice
- Memorial announcement blurb
- One revision round
After checkout, you land on a short intake form. We draft from there.
Common questions
What to expect
Who buys this?
Usually an adult child, spouse, sibling, or the person coordinating arrangements on behalf of the family. Anyone who has an obituary to write and not enough bandwidth to write it well.
How fast is delivery?
The core promise is 24-hour turnaround from completed intake. If you have a harder deadline — a newspaper cutoff, a service tomorrow — note it after checkout and we will do everything possible to meet it.
What if I need to make changes?
Every order includes one revision round. After you receive the draft, you can request edits for tone, facts, length, or language. We want it to feel right before it goes anywhere.
What makes this different from free AI tools?
Free tools produce generic, templated copy that sounds like it was generated. Last Rites is the premium answer when a family needs words that sound deliberate, human, and ready to publish — without a family member having to sit down and write them.
Last Rites
We help people say
the last important
things well.
Practical, fast, and human. Because the words matter — and so does the family that has to find them.
Get the obituary written — $149